Chef Aaron Keefer Is A Silly Man
Author’s Message: Marijuana Will Eventually Ruin Everyone and Everything It Touches (like restaurants), No Matter Who You Are
WHY HAS A SUCCESSFUL CHEF and VEGETABLE HARVESTER GONE TO POT? Famed CULINARY GARDENER CHEF Aaaron Keefer HAS GONE FROM CULTIVATING NOURISHING FOOD for THE FRENCH LAUNDRY restaurant to GROWING WEED?
Imagine you are raising your little boy to stay away from dumb careers like growing marijuana for all the dope-heads. You send him to top level schools like the Culinary Institute of America in New York. Your son’s stellar education was then followed by one successful post after the other. Profile of Aaron Keefer.
YOUR SON IS A SUCCESS!
Yes, your son was highly recognized in his culinary field. He is well-known for cultivating vegetables for the Michelen-rated French Laundry in Yountville in Napa County.
ENTER DADDY WEEDBUCKS
But then, something weird and stupid happened. George Soros (Daddy Weedbucks) and California’s potheads convinced voters that marijuana was a trending, hot commodity. Suddenly, chefs and restaurants were getting on the bandwagon.
What could possible go wrong?
How about your stellar reputation? How about re-thinking what the hell you are getting into?
Marijuana Is For Losers!
“I really think that we’re going to be the first one to combine the [California] wine country lifestyle with cannabis. I’m excited to see what else we have out there that people are going to be discovering. There really is power in plants.” Keefer
I live in California, too. Marijuana is a poisonous weed. I hate marijuana (read my About page). It ruins marriages, causes fatal vehicle crashes, makes you stupid, drains your soul, causes untreatable panic disorder and even suicide. You stoners may “think” it is harmless. I’ve heard this all my life and I’m 70.
Read About The Company The Chef Keeps (Pot Head Publications)
Shameful promotion from my once-favorite magazine: